What if Phil uploads PINOF 6 on October 19th (5 year anniversary of when they met)
DON’T TOUCH ME
Tumblr Loves Halloween
THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT
BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED
OH MY GOD
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
2009 phan makes me cry
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
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I AM NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW bYE
HES LIKE BLUSHING AND LOOKING AWAY I WANT TO CRY
HE WAS SO GOING TO SAY ‘LOVE YOU’
But he didn’t.
this is one of the absolute cutest thing in the entire world. i will never not reblog this.
Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
the second one for me is forever stuck on cabbage..
This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.
Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!
Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.
Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.
TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
look at the names of the luigi one